His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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