Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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