I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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