I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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