he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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