Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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