Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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