she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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