yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize