And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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