I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
