I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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