Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How does one acquire holy water?
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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