I just made out with a guy for $7.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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