My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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