Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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