you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Of course I have a pirate flag
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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