If i come over, it means nothing
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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