Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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