Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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