I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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