hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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