the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
