that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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