i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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