I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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