God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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