So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
