I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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