I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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