Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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