I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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