After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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