you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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