god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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