Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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