She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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