how can u be prego again
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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