Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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