Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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