dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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