what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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