You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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