i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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