My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize