I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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