so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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