I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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