that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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