PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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