I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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