Umm I'm too high to move.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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