so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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