Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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