he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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