i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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